galacticdad:

when i was little i learned what schizophrenia was from TV and for a while i was really afraid because i thought i had it since i always heard my own voice in my head so finally i told a doctor and he informed me that what i was experiencing was called thinking.

collegehumor:

Pot Infused Pork is a Thing

I will now forsake my Jewish God.

mscarrotbun:

der-rattenfanger:

I swear to god yahoo, if you take the porn away

I knew this would fucking happen. MY REFERENCES. MY DAMN REFERENCES.

i don’t mind a lack of porn…. but I do mind kids being on here, already too many immature people

adriofthedead:

jubilatio:

i did the thing

also

!!!!

aseasyaschildbirth:

exittheory:

raised-rory-from-perdition:

piefacemcgee:

ihaveabsolutelynoidea:

cynically-colorblind:

It’s one of the most misogynist things out there.

dictating how a woman chooses to express herself sexually is misogynistic

it’s also misogynistic to assume that all women undertake a sub position 

it’s also heterosexist to assume that all bdsm is heterosexual

please place a sterile bandage on that BURN 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_burn_centers_in_the_United_States

The page tho.

liquidfire:

nosdrinker:

i don’t know what these are but i love them

BOB HELP

WHAT ARE THESE

sexual

kushdrinker:

teach me how to

brichibi:

untitled-titles:

i want to cry

He tried so hard.  And got so far.  But in the end.  It doesn’t even matter.

hutcher-wives:

sweetsangelanarchystocking:

betsycrocker:

fuckyeahsexanddrugs:

modifyourown:

tentaclesandteacups:

Octopus have no real bones in their body, except for a tough beak made from chitin, so they can squeeze into small places when fleeing predators. They’re highly intelligent creatures and have shown to demonstrate observational learning, they’re known for escaping from their aquarium enclosures and occasionally breaking into others for a snack.

Also, captive octopi occasionally show affection to their caretakers after an extended absence.

They’re boneless puppies! <3_<3

WHAT THE FUUUUUUCKKK

I remember hearing a while ago that if its beak can fit through its entire body can

another fun fact, if octopi in captivity get too bored they just stop eating untill they die, thats why you always see them with childrens toys in their aquariums or boxes they have to open

thats also why they try to break out to go somewhere else more interesting

i swear i learn more on tumblr than i do in school

One Scene per Episode » TOW All The Cheesecake (S7E11)

No sharing. No switching, and don’t come crying to me if you eat your piece too fast!

thefrogman:

The debate rages on.