peckerhead-red:

yet another unrealistic standard for cats

pokemon4u:

I’ve been waiting years to finally finish my dream team. In nine months time I will meet the final piece to my puzzle and shall become unstoppable.

bfleuter:

Hiiiiiiiii!

it looks like something out of Adventure Time

electricsundials:

notpossibleoswin:

elkane:

Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.

IT ALL MAKES SENSE.

Then Inception happens

bl00d-sugar:

I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN

adriofthedead:

someone give this dude a medal

thatzak:

Remember last week when TIME magazine published that article calling millennials “lazy, entitled narcissists who still live with their parents”? Well, I’m one of the few people who read the article and it’s not that bad. Watch the video and find out why. Likes and reblogs are appreciated!

tootricky:

the egg struggle

galacticdad:

when i was little i learned what schizophrenia was from TV and for a while i was really afraid because i thought i had it since i always heard my own voice in my head so finally i told a doctor and he informed me that what i was experiencing was called thinking.

collegehumor:

Pot Infused Pork is a Thing

I will now forsake my Jewish God.